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When Andy, the "bankruptcy witch" who had been reincarnated 3114 times, bet her last breath on her next life, she definitely didn't calculate -
In the next life, she will be a fool who can even sleep with her wings in braids. And Angeli, the immortal witch who took over the "custody agreement", is experiencing the biggest crisis in her career:
Teach herbal medicine? She fed poisonous grass as mint to the cat, and almost made the black cat Briquette perform "Sleeping Beauty of the Cat World";
Practicing lighting skills? She immediately put on a magic firework show and set half a strand of her mentor's blue hair on fire, forcing Angeli to shout angrily, "If you do it again, I'll give you a month-long bath with briquettes";
As a result, one day I suddenly had an enlightenment. I wrote poems to "magically modify" the spells to create hidden buffs. I recited the lighting technique to the tune of "The stars yawned", and the light ball was so gentle that it could be used as a night light. When I turned a stone into an apple, I added rabbit ears and plausibly said, "It said it wanted to listen to a song."
Others learn magic to fight, but she is better at planting flowering poems on the ruins, using the phosphorescence of her wings to write "Rain is the rainbow fragments falling from the clouds", and even writes "resignation poems" to the demon experimental subjects, which almost made them resign on the spot and switch to dandelions.
Angelie watched her apprentice "conquer" the entire magical world with his literary attainments,
Briquettes: (slaps the leaves of "Ode to the Black Cat" handed over by Andy with his tail) Meow (Translation: Don't fix these empty ones for me, where's Can Guan?)
When the eastern orcs come to kill with maces,