I, Lin Kou Kou, have been in Shanghai Piao for five years and have been chased by KPIs all day long to cut down Tianxuan as a worker. Just because at 1:30 in the morning, after drinking a cup of black tea that was used as the "life-extending elixir", I made a wish: "If I could change to a dynasty where I didn't have to clock in, I would rather be a salted fish in ancient times!" The result - the wish came true.
When I opened my eyes again, the top of my head was not an LED light, but a beam decorated with gold and clouds; the tip of my nose was not air condiment, but agarwood mixed with sandalwood ash. My whole body was stuffed into a python robe made of gold and flowers, and a jade plaque with the title "Princess Yongjia" hung around my waist.
Just when I was confused, I heard, "The Holy One has decreed that on the fifteenth day of next month, you will marry Xiao Lin, the prince of Pingxihou. If you dare to escape from the marriage, I will break your legs and carry you to the sedan chair myself!" I said:? ? ?
My father's operation of breaking my legs was more cruel than my boss asking me to "make another version". I set a flag on the spot: run away! Must escape! Whoever wants to marry can marry me, but I won't marry anyway. I woke up on the spot - is this prince my current father? !
Okay, I'll just travel through time, but I have to find out the KPI first—no, it's the "survival indicator."
My goals are simple: first, not to be a tool for political marriage; second, to find a way to return to modern times; third, if I can't go back, find a handsome guy who can sleep with me and have a good relationship.
