When Xu Sanduo opened his eyes again, he found himself standing before the eye chart at a military recruitment physical. The champion soldier who had once proved himself by doing 283 abdominal bar exercises grinned. He now had ten years of special forces experience in his body, yet his face still wore an innocent, harmless smile.
“Xu Sanduo! Last again in the five-kilometer run!” Gao Cheng stamped around furiously, never noticing that this “straggler’s” breathing was perfectly measured. “Mumu, let me help you steady your aim...” Before Chengcai could finish speaking, the “new recruit” with “slippery hands” accidentally put ten shots dead center. The Seventh Steel Company gradually noticed a strange pattern: whenever Xu Sanduo made a mistake, the company would somehow earn a merit; whenever he got lost, the enemy would inevitably suffer “accidental” casualties.
Then came the army group exercise. The Blue Army commander lifted the tent flap to find Xu Sanduo, caked in mud, munching on a ration bar. “Sir, I can’t find the latrine...” Behind him lay seven sentries who had been “tripped.” When everyone finally realized how terrifying this “dummy” was, Xu Sanduo scratched the back of his head and grinned. “My dad said a soldier should keep his feet on the ground...”
This time, he would make the vow to “never abandon a comrade, never give up” ring across the entire military region. From pig farmer to stealth champion soldier, see how Xu Mumu uses the simplest expression to deliver the hardest face-slaps!
Very good, not written by humans