The Heavenly Court suddenly launched a quantitative assessment, which directly forced three social-dreading gods to descend to earth overnight!
Yue Lao was afraid of facing people, so he bought a drone and secretly pulled the red string. As a result, the red string was wrapped around telephone poles and clothes drying racks, and a bunch of absurd relationships were tied up. The God of Wealth did not dare to hand over the ingots in person, but stuffed the gold ingots into the express box. The gold ingots were all regarded as cat toys and gifts from merchants. The Kitchen God hid outside people's windows and cooked in the air. He did not distinguish between salt and sugar, and the vegetables were fried until they were smoky. Instead, he accidentally became a popular "smoked delicacy" in the world.
The three gods hide in the green belt and eat steamed buns every day, for fear of being recognized by mortals. But when they turn around, they find that all their confusing operations have been trending, and their KPIs have been exceeded? !
The Jade Emperor burst into joy when he saw the report. The three of them just wanted to cry and go back to heaven to weld the door of Nantianmen shut!
