Synopsis: Historical Livestream: The Ancestors Lose Their Cool Because of Me
A thunderous boom rang through the sky, and Su Xiaoman's sharp-tongued history livestream appeared across all the dynasties!
Qin Shi Huang was feeling mighty when a comment floated by: “Action-figure fanatic, immortality-seeking sucker, Brother Zheng!”
Liu Bang had only just won the realm when the highlight reels “Share a cup of my son's flesh” and “Kicked his kids out of the carriage” started playing on loop.
Cao Cao and Guan Yu were drinking wine when the special feature “Cao the Boss's Love of Other Men's Wives” was pushed to them right on schedule.
Li Shimin launched the Xuanwu Gate coup, and the sky screen debate began: “Does killing your brother and forcing your father to abdicate count as a black mark?”
Zhu Yuanzhang was working overtime late into the night when the comments paid tribute: “The king of workaholics, though killing all those meritorious officials must keep every minister busy.”
Watching the “mood points” in her dashboard soar, Su Xiaoman grinned and sped up Xu Fu's ship, sent Yue Fei a defense plan, and had disaster alerts delivered to Chongzhen...
As comments covered the sky of history and the ancestors all watched their own most humiliating moments,
Su Xiaoman's livestream was here to put every rebel in their place.
Your Majesties, did you lose your cool today?
(No Yuan or Qing parallel timelines / a chaotic mix of unofficial history / cute contrasts between ancient and modern times / not for history purists)
