
Don't Call the Police! I'm Live Streaming
别报警!我在直播呢
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.1M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 29d ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Stats
10.4kReads
7.0Score
1.6kShelves
425Chapters
3kListens
731kReads · all time
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It's okay. This novel is written in a normal way. The only thing worthy of praise is that it finally didn't write any advanced skills or god-level skills. There are currently no advanced skills here, they are all intermediate skills and are very strong. On the ground, they simply collect the serious values, provide a lottery, and when they win, they will shout a few times, "I won, I won."
It's so beautiful. Men are menstruating and women are crazy when they look at it. This is the nemesis of depression and the cute alarm clock for people in a vegetative state It's so cool that tears flow out of the corners of my mouth and become the tide of the Qiantang River. It is God, it is my rose that lights up my dark life and makes my world The world has meaning, I run, I jump, I jump on the balcony of the 20th floor Playing tango made me realize that God does exist. I was so cute that I cried. The flow will not stop. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. The nemesis of depression is plants. Wu Ren's alarm clock is so handsome that tears flowed from the corners of his mouth and flooded the Qiantang River. The tide sounds so good, it's God, it's my rose, it lights up my darkness My life makes my world meaningful. I run, I jump, I Dancing the tango on the 20th floor balcony made me realize that God does exist When I was told that I was being treated well, I couldn't stop crying. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water. Goddess, I will always follow you. . I stumble towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you I stumbled towards you, I stumbled towards you, I stumbled towards you, I stumbled towards you, I stumbled towards you, I stumbled towards you, I stumbled towards you, I was playing with my mobile phone with the fluorescent lamp on, and suddenly I felt that the surroundings were darkening. It turned out that Mrs. Li on the mobile phone was glowing! Such a beautiful work should apply for Guinness World Records "Copied"
It's super beautiful, every story is interesting and exciting, and the writing is super good. But I kind of don't understand the connection between the male protagonist and Xiaomeng and the others. Why do we write about the constant encounter between the male protagonist and Xiaomeng? The two of them have a feeling of mutual disgust (each other feels that the other is better than him or her). I thought it was because they have no CP, but it is really exciting.
The content is actually pretty good, but the various words used make it obvious that the story is about a female protagonist whose gender has been changed to male. It's hard for me to imagine a man in daily life looking "poor" and "on the verge of crying" all day long.
The writing is very good, the writing style is excellent, and the content is novel. Compared with other types of novels, it is very attractive. But, well, does this book have a female protagonist or not? I have only read a hundred chapters, and I really can't hold it anymore, because this Xiaomeng appears too often, and I want to know if Xiaomeng is a female. Mainly, this book does not have a heroine, or has been changed later, because I personally don't like to have a heroine when reading this type of novels (this is just asking, not forced, I just see Xiaomeng appearing too frequently, which makes me a little too curious, ⚠️ps: personal habits, I read it personally Some types of novels don't really like to have love lines. When I read all types of novels, I always read the introduction first. Is there any note about multiple emotions or single love? Even if the protagonist is a girl, I don't really like to have love lines. It's my own reason. I don't like to have love lines in novels. I just like them. I like to read cool novels, the kind of great novels without emotional lines. Some authors handle the emotions and content very well, which makes me occasionally like multiple male protagonists or single male and female protagonists.) ⚠️ This is not a provocation, not intentional. I have given it a five-star review. I have read the novel carefully. I am really curious! ! ! If it is inconvenient to inform you, please reply as read
It's good, it's good. I haven't seen any poisonous points so far. After reading too many books, my tolerance has improved. Basically, I will automatically filter out some unreasonable settings. The protagonist's design is quite interesting, and so is Xiaomeng. I don't know if there is a female protagonist, but it doesn't matter if they are female protagonists, these two are quite interesting. The author also often bubbles up in the comment area. I have never seen such an active author. Haha, if you like it, give it five stars and keep going! !
I'll write a review first. I'm afraid I've forgotten that the protagonist is very realistic and very suitable for being a host. Why? Very greedy, eager for traffic, regardless of danger, visited graves, and damaged some things due to improper operation. He is also not very sensitive. He doesn't know or pretends not to know. He doesn't avoid some things that should be avoided, and his skills are given to talents that he learned overnight. A little too careless. The author is okay, very active, but has a bit of a human-machine feel. As for the content, some content is written repeatedly. There is also the communication with Xiaoyin. If you don't want to encounter it, just find a way. The protagonist seems a bit narcissistic and hides his itinerary. In order to prevent Xiaomeng from seeing it and thinking that this place is okay, he will come here? Communication is a good way. The key is that the protagonist has a beginner/intermediate psychological level. Can you tell how Xiaomeng feels about him? The possibility of setting up a character is very high.
The author writes about the Tao of Pharaoh which is fascinating and a rare good book
So does this book have a female protagonist? Because I read in the author's introduction that the male protagonist traveled halfway around the world, and then discovered that the female neighbor was still the same next door! I hope the author has seen it and can reply to me if there is a female protagonist? Mainly, I felt that it looked pretty good without the heroine. [Almost crying]
The whole thing is very relaxed. Although there are various cases interspersed in it, there is still no violence and it is still so good-looking.
Just mix in all the memes on the Internet and have fun watching them
The content is very interesting, but the protagonist is not all-powerful from the beginning
The writing is okay. Although it is quite destructive to write about two people, and both of them have the physique to attract thieves, attracting thieves is also a credit. As long as you have credit, you will have the opportunity to show your face. This kind of opportunity is not available to everyone. The more credit you have, the greater the room for improvement.
Funny and funny throughout the whole process
Great new material, fascinating, I follow the plot every day
It's really beautiful, I laughed while watching it, Jue Juezi
Nice looking, quite funny
It's kind of interesting, but the skill you drew is not yours, it's the system's [laughing]
I won't pick a bottle of mineral water for 11,000 yuan. But it would be rude to give you mineral water after you have already drawn 100,000 yuan.
I just wanted to comment too. The writing style is quite relaxed. If the protagonist had such a mentality, how many patients with depression would not worry about their health, but the first comment in the comment area was about depression [face covering]
If Zhang San cooperates with Hao Jian, will it be perfect?
There are many parts behind it that are very funny. This is my second comment on the platform.
Received the goods. The food is very good. My wife and children all loved it. The portions were so big that five of them choked to death.
The story is okay, very good.
The writing is good. The main character is well-established and funny without being annoying. Good luck to the author.
This book is super enjoyable, worth reading again and again, you can laugh out loud and have 8-pack abs [crying with laughter]
I've been reading this for a long time and it's very well written. I only remembered that I forgot to rate it when I saw the author's reply today [Read carefully]
Live broadcast of funny live-action scenes, humorous, give it five stars, and the little author will update it soon
The plot is light-hearted and makes people laugh, which is quite good
The writing is very good, the creativity is very good, and the writing style is also very good.