Others rely on talent to achieve immortality, while Lin Shiyu relies on take-out boxes to achieve immortality - who would have thought that a delivery on a rainy night would actually turn his take-out box into a "temporary storage place for the aftermath of a thunderstorm"?
From then on, the life of ordinary deliveryman Lin Shiyu completely went astray:
During the day, I was forced to dance by bad reviews, and at night I practiced swordplay while carrying thunder and lightning in my dreams. I just learned how to float and bumped into my neighbor's aunt's socks hanging on the balcony. After finally gathering some energy, I turned around and had to help the square dancer grab the basketball court - after all, cultivating immortals also has to pay rent, and if I offend the uncle, I can't get any juice.
He thought he was the chosen one until he discovered:
Uncle Wang, who runs a hardware store next door, can smash meteorites with his swing of a hammer;
A female college student who often orders milk tea draws random charms to ward off ghosts;
Even the landlord's aunt who urged him to pay the rent practiced breathing in front of the moon in the middle of the night.
What's even more outrageous is that there is a "unified examination" in the world of immortality? CET-4 is not allowed to build foundation, but the graduation thesis is "On Energy Transformation and Environmental Protection of Thunder Tribulation", and the tutor is an Internet celebrity Taoist who always forgets about beauty.
Lin Shiyu squeezed his fist that had just glowed with golden light, looked at himself in the mirror with the lightning mark on his forehead, and fell into deep thought:
"Am I awakening now, or am I driven crazy by life?"
Let's see how the most cowardly deliveryman runs on the road of "being a social animal and cultivating immortality": delivering food with his left hand to save his livelihood, and beating up villains with his right hand. Occasionally, he has to help stray cats in the community solve the incurable disease of "demon pill stuck in the throat" - after all, the path of cultivating immortality with a conspicuous package never follows the routine.