On the first day I moved into my new apartment, I discovered that the community code read: "Don't look in the mirror at midnight."
My neighbors told me quietly: "Don't believe that stuff. The real rule is - don't believe who you are in reality when you see yourself in the mirror."
I thought they were joking until three in the morning when I looked in the mirror and saw myself smiling at me.
But in reality, the corners of my mouth clearly don't curve at all.
A message popped up in the community group: "It has targeted you. Now, go to the bathroom immediately and turn on the faucet and let it flow until dawn."
But the first rule of the bathroom rules is: "From midnight to five o'clock in the morning, it is strictly prohibited to use any water source."
