Honkai: Star Rail: This Isn't How Raising Someone Is Supposed to Work!

[Raising Them] [Multiple Heroines] [Comedy] [Love Triangle] Belobog "Why did Hook drag me over here in such a hurry?" "I-I-I think you're a really good person, Brother Wenxu. I like you so much!" "Huh? Is this... a confession?" "But I already have a dad, so... could you marry him and be my mom?" Amphoreus "Laigus, tell me, who's the easiest person in Amphoreus to raise?" "Mr. Wenxu, in my opinion, the Saintess of Janusapolis, scattered into a thousand fragments, best fits your requirements. Next would be the ruler of the Holy City, the great Cerydra... if you can find a way to make her taller..." "Laigus, sounds like you want to split yourself five ways and take on the Black Tide alone." "I wouldn't dare. I'm merely an unarmed spectator. How could I possibly fight the fearsome Black Tide? But it seems you aren't satisfied with my answer. I'm all ears for your perspective." "When it comes to raising someone, I figure the Iron Tomb is a newly born loli. Could I raise her?" "?" Herta Space Station "That's a strong plum blossom scent. Wenxu, what are you doing?" "Herta, when did you get here?! Ahaha, um, I was testing out my new perfume. That's right, my new perfume." (Trying to cover up the smell of the 'reward' Ruan Mei gave him with perfume.) "Oh, so it's perfume. I thought it was the smell of Ruan Mei... Wait, perfume?! Who did you buy it for?!!"