Siheyuan: A Five-Year-Old Darling, Born into a Family of Loyal Martyrs!

Lu Ping'an transmigrates back to 1958, to Love in the Courtyard. His family is full of heroes, a household of first-class meritorious servicemen! He looks at the three gleaming plaques honoring martyrs at his front door, then at his own reflection in the mirror: he's only five years old. Before Lu Ping'an can even take it all in, the “beasts” in the courtyard have already set their sights on his family's compensation and two large rooms.

Yi Zhonghai: “Ping'an, you're still little. Let your uncle hold on to the money for you. When you grow up, it'll be there to get you a wife.”

Jia Zhangshi: “A jinx who can't have children, and he thinks he deserves white flour? That house should go to our Banggeng!”

Liu Haizhong: “I'm the courtyard's head elder, so what I say goes. You have to hand over the ration book!”

Lu Ping'an sneers and awakens the “Great Nation's Destiny Hoarding System.”

A crushing advantage, starting at age five!

While you're scheming over half a jin of white flour, I'm sitting on an unlimited granary and eating braised pork at every meal.

You want to scheme for my compensation? Sorry, I'll just report you, and the neighborhood office and police station will come for you in the middle of the night!

That night, every beast in the courtyard went mad:

“He's only five! How is he even wilier than a fox?”

“Are you kidding? We touch him once, and the security office comes straight out?!”

Lu Ping'an: “Don't rush. The difficult years are coming soon. We have plenty of time to play...”