The Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Mystic Prodigy Scares Her Dad So Bad His Legs Shake

[Period Setting + Adorable Child + Mysticism + System + The Whole Family's Fake Redemption Arc + Defying Fate] After failing her tribulation, the old mystic sect ancestor Jiang Mianmian opened her eyes to find herself a five-and-a-half-year-old “punching bag” in a military compound in the 1990s. It was hell mode from the start: her mother had died young, and her grandfather was gravely ill. Worst of all, her upright but foolish police detective father, Jiang Xun, was leading a fragile woman who looked like a little white flower into their home. Jiang Xun said, “Mianmian, Auntie Lan is gentle and kind. From now on, she'll be your new mother.” Jiang Mianmian looked up at the woman, whose head was wreathed in a rank-smelling [Top-Grade Misfortune Curse] and [Murderous Greed Mark], and silently took out her little baby bottle, a magical artifact. “Daddy, there's something dirty on this auntie. If you get close to her, you'll have terrible luck!” Jiang Xun frowned and scolded her. “Jiang Mianmian, we have to believe in science! Don't talk nonsense!” But then, at the engagement party, just as the little white flower was about to pretend to faint into Jiang Xun's arms, Jiang Mianmian slapped a [Truth-Telling Talisman] onto her. The little white flower roared in front of everyone, “When is that old bastard going to die? Will I get the house or not?” The whole room fell silent. Jiang Xun's face turned green.