The Five-And-A-Half-Year-Old Metaphysics Cub Is so Scared That His Dad's Legs Are Shaking

[Era + cute baby + metaphysics + system + family crematorium (fake) + change your destiny against the will of heaven] Jiang Mianmian, the ancestor of Xuanmen, failed to survive the tribulation, and when he opened his eyes, he became a five-and-a-half-year-old "doorstep" in the military compound in the 1990s. The beginning is hell mode: my mother died young and my grandfather was seriously ill. The most terrible thing is that Jiang Xun, the upright but blind detective father, is leading a woman as frail as a little white flower through the door. Jiang Xun: "Mianmian, Aunt Lan is gentle and kind. She will be your new mother from now on." Jiang Mianmian raised her head, looked at the smelly black [Extreme Bad Luck] and [Marks of Making Money and Destroying Life] on the woman's head, and silently took out her little milk bottle (magic weapon). "Dad, this aunt has 'dirty stuff' on her body. It will be bad luck to get close to her!" Jiang Xun frowned and scolded: "Jiang Mianmian, we have to believe in science! Don't talk nonsense!" Result - At the engagement party, just as Xiao Baihua was about to pretend to faint and fall into Jiang Xun's arms, Jiang Mianmian stuck a [Truth Talisman] over her. Xiao Baihua roared in front of everyone: "When will this damn old man die? Will the house belong to me?" There was dead silence in the audience, and Jiang Xun's face turned green.