After fighting for thousands of years across the heavens and realms, Gu Changsheng was tired. He took a black cat with him and opened a grocery store called "Time" in an old alley of Linhai City. He just wanted to be a salted fish boss who got off work on time and loved to drink wolfberry tea.
But he didn't know that the sign he drew at random became the sword intention that the swordsman master had been striving for all his life; the torn book he used to pad the corner of the table was a forbidden magic book that could trigger a national war; and even the cute orange cat he raised devoured the alien gods trying to invade the earth late at night.
Female instructor of a top supernatural organization: "Mr. Gu, please accept me as your disciple. I am willing to wash your feet!"
Gu Changsheng: "I'm just a groceries seller. It bothers me very much that you're doing this. It will delay my ability to receive the community subsistence allowance."
When the ancient gods broke through the gaps in the plane and prepared to enslave humans, Gu Changsheng passed by carrying the vegetables he just bought and frowned slightly: "You are blocking my way to get the takeaway. Can you disappear?"
That night, the gods fell and the stars trembled, but Gu Changsheng was still wondering whether he could get a red envelope because the delivery was late.
