"Your Majesty, if you continue to pretend to be dead, I will dance on your dragon bed, sing a duet, and live-stream a dragon robe!"
She, Wei Jiujiu, the daughter of a guilty minister, the low-level maid of the Huanyi Bureau,
I wash my trousers during the day and curse God at night.
The only motto in life is: "In this harem, it is better to talk nonsense than to talk truth!"
The imperial concubine framed her for stealing the jade bracelet?
She climbed up to the roof and knocked on the copper basin with her backhand: "Sisters, come and see! The imperial concubine's bracelet was exchanged for the minister of household affairs! One bracelet, three love letters, blood loss!"
Did the Queen Mother force her to invite herself out of the palace?
She fainted on the spot, woke up and screamed: "The late emperor had a dream! He said that you hid the jade seal of the previous dynasty under your bed - oh, and there are twenty jars of moonshine wine!"
The emperor is cold-faced and pretends to be aloof?
She climbed through the window and entered the Qianqing Palace in the middle of the night, and poked him in the face with a feather duster: "You haven't paid me the apology you owe me! If you pretend to be asleep again, I will record your sleep talking and sell it for ten taels a book!"
Others rely on poisoning, pretending to be sick, and climbing on the dragon's bed to fight in the palace.
She relies on social tactics + outrageous logic + physics to go crazy in her palace battles.
Three days of scolding and crying the imperial concubine, five days of scaring the chief eunuch to death, and seven days of making the tyrant emperor suffer from the syndrome of "I can't sleep if I don't listen to her scolding" syndrome!
From the maidservant in coat to the queen of crazy criticism,
She didn't rely on beauty or golden fingers,
With just a mouth, a lot of courage, and a heart that says "Whoever messes with me, I'll kill him all over the internet"!
"This harem can be without love, but it can't be without my hot searches!"
——Your Majesty, do you still dare to provoke me today?
(Quietly)... Actually, I scold you because you deserve it.
