He Didn't Show up Until the End, but He Taught a Lot of Bad Guys

(Xiuxian + Gou Daoliu + group portraits + system + humor) Li Buyan is dead. At least, his entire division thinks so. Traveling through the world of immortality, the only truth he realized was: Only by living long can you have the last laugh. So he integrated risk management, project management and the essence of Gou Dao and founded "Wenjiao". When other geniuses are fighting in the secret realm, his rule is: "The risk is greater than 3%, and the action must be cancelled." As a result, he raised a mountain of children with a unique painting style: When the junior sister goes out for a walk, she can always "pick up" ancient secret treasures and fatal troubles. The second junior brother practiced hard on how to use his face to receive Nascent Soul's ultimate move without dying. The third junior sister is responsible for creating the philosophical confusion in the whole world of cultivation: "This person seems to exist, but also does not seem to exist." Even the sacred beasts that protect the mountain are just old turtles that are too lazy to move and have endured the ancient catastrophe. Until one day, the great master in the world of cultivation deduced the crisis of world annihilation. He was in panic all day long and decided to visit the legendary "originator of Gou Dao" for advice. They cautiously pushed open the chaimen of the mountain village and saw a group of old men eating melon seeds and throwing talisman cards around a stone table, waving their hands without raising their heads: "Looking for our ancestor? The grass on his grave is three feet tall." At this moment, in the absolute safe house buried three hundred floors underground, Li Buyan looked at the surveillance camera and took a sip of tea: "Step 99 of the karma clearing plan is started. This time, it's time to patch the way of heaven." ——We are not here to hide. But so that when the whole world panics, we can calmly take out ten sets of emergency plans and ask: "That's it?"