Apocalypse+Nonsense Hilarious+Power Awakening+Rule Flow+Daily Group Portraits
The end of the world is coming and the rules are broken.
In this wasteland where everyone is struggling to survive, there is a "Happy Bookstore of the Apocalypse" with a unique style of painting.
The boss, Jiang Jiu, is the most salty fish shop owner in history. He slumps on a recliner every day, with a book always covering his face.
The rules of the bookstore are simple and crude:
1. Violence is prohibited.
2. Once sold, it cannot be returned or exchanged.
3. A thousand readers mean a thousand Hamlets. Don't give a bad review to a bookstore just because the product is out of print.
Several clerks recruited in the apocalypse also have special skills.
A monk who did not want to be named said: "Dice girl! This move, 'Crow Flying on a Plane'... Rolls 20 points! Damn it, you can really fly?!"
A girl who was playing with a black bear said: "Heifeng, you are a bear, not a dog... Stop licking! Jinbao, come down! My hair is not a bird's nest!"
An information dealer who was making an affectionate confession: "Your eyes are like the leaking toilet in my house before the end of the world... Pfft, why did you vomit?"
An intern from the neighborhood committee who was mediating a dispute said: "With your fighting ability, you still rob? Mutated earthworms attack faster than you! - Huh? Why did the wall collapse? Are you just burying them?"
There was also a machinist who was making clanging noises among the machinery: "I thought this sweeping robot could fight! - Wait, why did it start dancing in the square?!"
Welcome to [Happy Doomsday Bookstore], our store does not sell survival guides, only absurd life.
——The effect is not guaranteed, just be happy.
Super beautiful (evaluate myself)