Journey to the West: My Monk Gets Stronger by Courting Death

[Ding! Rebuke the Tang Emperor and receive the cultivation of a Celestial Immortal! Ding! Mock the Dragon King and receive an innate spiritual treasure!]

I, Jiang Liuer, am Tang Monk himself, with a mouth that gets me into trouble. On the journey west, a demon king blocks the road and weeps: "Holy Monk, please stop using your divine powers. You're more like a monster than we are!"

The gods and Buddhas across the heavens lose it: "Jin Chanzi, please stop seeking the scriptures!"

I smile calmly. "Don't rush. My daily routine of courting disaster has only just begun."