[Two unhinged spouses × the capital’s mightiest demolition crew]
I’m Tao Huayun, the legitimate son of the Marquis Longxiang. I’m peerlessly skilled in martial arts, yet people mock my name and say I’m destined for “peach blossom luck.”
She’s Lan Baicai, the Grand Tutor’s daughter. She’s both beautiful and talented, yet people sneer and call her “rotten cabbage.”
The whole capital was waiting to see this pair of “laughingstocks” become a bitter couple.
But on our wedding day, we joined forces and demolished half the beams in the marquis’s residence!
From then on, the capital gained a fearsome couple of fiends who made everyone tremble at their approach:
We can shout the Golden Hall into chaos at court and singe the emperor’s beard in a fight.
I wield a blade to drive back the court’s impeachments on her behalf, while she takes scissors to a bed-climbing maid and shears her bald.
At night, we fight over “who gets to be on top” until the bed creaks. By day, we brawl so hard we rip the roof tiles off.
We blow up our enemies’ outhouses, draw pigs on the Censor’s court robes, and scatter itching powder on the Minister’s bed.
The entire capital weeps and pleads, “Your Graces, please stop fighting! And don’t have children either! Name your baby whatever you like!”
Later, with a blade at my own neck, I furiously snapped at the emperor, “Lay a finger on her and see what happens!”
And at last, her fists were reserved for me alone, though she could never bring herself to really hit me.
I hear you think our names are funny?
Has my wife reclaimed her authority at home today?
How many washboards did the marquis break on his knees last night?
(Strong couple who dote on each other / unconventional romance / endless fun~)
The characters are vivid and three-dimensional, allowing readers to immerse themselves in them. Come on, the author is great
It's good-looking, the plot is exciting, and the male and female protagonists are well-rounded
I haven't heard such a funny plot in a long time! I was laughing so much while listening to it 😄😄. Although sometimes it's a bit childish and annoying to hear the couple quarreling, the storyline is really good!
It's a good read, the storyline is well written, I like the domineering and wise heroine, and the ending is good, it's worth watching, recommended
Do not need the good-looking ones
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, good-looking
It's so good. The editor-in-chief will post more articles. .
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