Jiang Hao, a senior social animal, was reborn into the Pokémon world and became a junior high school student.
His dream is simple: stay away from involution and win smoothly. Use your past life memories to buy lottery tickets, speculate in stocks, and retire forty years early.
However the reality is:
· The head teacher is his fucking best friend and keeps an eye on his "progress" every day;
· The initial elf is a mushroom that can do nothing but be cute (oh, the ball mushroom);
· Qingmei is a school-beating girl whose appearance is sealed by glasses, and her father seems to be the king of the alliance;
· Even if you go to a secret military training for beginners, you will be chased by wild green caterpillars for three streets.
While others were training hard and fighting passionately, Jiang Hao was studying carefully:
"On One Hundred Non-Combat Uses of Mushroom Spores"
"How to get a mini dragon to volunteer to help me with my homework"
"Top Ten Tips for Fishing Safely under the Eyes of the Class Teacher"
He originally thought that he could make do with it this way.
Until the inter-school league, the opponent's ace fire-breathing dragon blasted away with a "spray of flames"——
The mushroom on his shoulder opened its cap silently.
"I said..." Jiang Hao looked at the stunned audience and sighed.
"I really just want to lie down."
It's good to be relaxed