The temple collapsed, the god awakened, and I became the only temple keeper in modern times.
They say the incense is gone, I say flow is the new merit.
They say God is dead, I say live streaming is the new dojo.
A reward of five cents brings spring to dead trees;
Pray for blessings through barrages, and all evil will be dispersed;
Gifts flooded the screen, and the earth's veins were reconnected.
Until the excavator dug through the thousand-year seal, a faceless evil thing crawled out from the bottom of the mountain.
Until the polling bureau showed a red-headed document and asked me to "cooperate in research."
Until the mysterious man offered a reward of 100,000 yuan at a time, and left a message with only two words:
"Kill God."
I clutched the ancient Qin Banliang coins handed down from my ancestors and looked at the millions of viewers in the live broadcast room.
It's time for the world to know -
The old gods are not dead, they have just appeared in a different way.
The first coming of the new god requires each of you to pay attention.
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The author says
This is a story about an ancient god who was forced to learn live streaming.
It is also a story about modern youth who have no intention of inheriting a thousand-year mission.
You will see:
· Shanshen Research "Live Broadcast Operation Manual"
· Qin Banliang ancient coins can be connected to WiFi
· Blackened secrets in poll bureau files
· How to turn barrages into sealing spells
· And, when traffic becomes the new incense, what kind of "god" will be created?
Welcome to the world of Cyber Mountain God.
Here, every like is accumulating merit.
Each retweet strengthens the seal.
And you, dear reader——
Your reading itself is incense.
