My Seniority Defies Heaven: I'm Only Eight, Yet the Whole Village Calls Me Ancestor

[Livestreaming + System + Ancestor + entertainment industry + tycoon + laugh-out-loud wish fulfillment]

Gu Cinian transmigrated and became the senior-most “ancestor” of the Gu family, the most powerful family in Beijing.

The bad news: He was only five years old and still needed a pacifier.

The good news: The whole family had to listen to him!

To save his “hopeless romantic” top-tier star great-grandson, Gu Cinian marched into a parenting variety show's livestream on his little legs, radiating authority.

And so, the whole internet saw a dramatic change of pace:

Other livestreams: Dads struggling to look after their kids.

Gu Cinian's livestream: A top-tier movie star kneeling to serve tea while a five-year-old cutie directs the world!

His movie-star great-grandson asked, “Great-grandpa, how should I act in this scene?”

Gu Cinian replied in his childish voice, “You need a fierce look! Like me, got it?”

The viewers exclaimed, “Holy crap! That's a movie star! Why is he kowtowing to a five-year-old?”

Then one day, the world's richest man, powerful military commanders, and grandmasters of ancient martial arts all arrived at the kindergarten in helicopters. They knelt in front of Gu Cinian and called him “Little Uncle,” crashing servers across the internet!

Meanwhile, his reborn childhood sweetheart chased after him every day. “Brother Gu, I brought the Civil Affairs Bureau here!”