[Feng Shen + Di Hua + Crazy Pitiful God + Behind the Scenes (Fake)]
Lu Ming traveled through fantasy and troubled times and became the unlucky village head of a village that was about to be slaughtered.
In despair, he awakens the [God List] and can make all things gods!
He was ecstatic: "Tianhu starts! I will seal all the heroic spirits in the world and rebuild the Kingdom of God!"
However——
He named the stone lion the "House God". It swallowed up all the demons and then welded the entire village's doors shut! Reason: "No way is the safest home!"
He named the ancient well "He Bo" and asked it to relieve drought. It caused heavy rains for three consecutive months and almost turned into an ocean! Declaration: "No dry land, no drought!"
He named the kitchen stove [Kitchen God], and this guy wanted to run away from home every day: "The world is so big, I want to go see it!"
Lu Ming collapsed and discovered that the logic of every god he had sealed was crazy!
In order to survive, he had to play the role of an enigmatic god during the day, and be a nanny and wipe the butt of these crazy people at night.
But when he was struggling to mediate the excrement war between the "Toilet God" and the "He Bo", the believers knelt down and shouted wildly:
"Wonderful! This move by the God Lord must be for the supreme divine power of merging 'dirty' and 'pure'!"
"Everything is planned by the Lord God! This is a test for us!"
Looking at the crazily rising incense and the increasingly awe-inspiring looks of the believers, Lu Ming cried silently on the throne:
"Please stop thinking about it... I really just want these crazy gods to stop!"
So good-looking, I was so confused when I laughed