Urban High Martial: My Five-Star Reviews Can Give Me Divine Traits

[System] + [Urban Martial Arts] + [Wild Imagination] + [Satisfying Read]

After failing to awaken and becoming a nobody, I got dumped by my girlfriend on the spot, then was forced by loan sharks into a monster exclusion zone to die!

In this desperate situation, I awakened the Five-Star Review System for All Things!

I casually grabbed a brick and gave it a five-star review!

[Ding! The brick has gained epic attributes: Unbreakable, Guaranteed Hit, Pain ×3!]

From then on, the high-martial world went completely off the rails!

Give a shared bike a five-star review, and it can automatically navigate and track enemies!

Give an ATM a five-star review, and it will spit out money on its own and sound an alarm to prevent theft!

Give a manhole cover a five-star review, and it can fly off like a boomerang and smash monsters to pieces!

The Lin family's genius, the Zhao Corporation, and the head of the Martial Artists Association all came calling:

"Boss Jiang, could you give us a five-star review too? Name your price!"

Years later, when the world-destroying Demon God descended to invade Earth,

I pulled out that first brick and smiled.

"Everything in the world deserves a five-star review, and I'm the only reviewer!"