[Modern workplace jokes blend into famous historical scenes + boss and subordinates fall in love and kill each other + system pursuit suspense]
In the year when I became Liu Xiu, I was drawing SWOT analysis diagrams in a ruined temple, and my boss was using Excel to review memorials in Chang'an.
I conquered the twenty-eight generals of Yuntai and used equity incentives; he implemented the king field system and asked at the beginning of the meeting, "The execution rate is less than 30%, are you fooling the KPI?"
During the Battle of Kunyang, I summoned the meteorite, and he wrote code overnight to block my plug-in.
Later, he died on the bed of the dragon in Jiangtai, furious: "My option... Has not yet been cashed in..."
The night I ascended the throne, I received a system notification: [History correction experiment, survival rate 0.3%. The next round of pursuers: your pillow person.
