I, Chongzhen, Summon the Red Police Heavenly Group to Crush the World

[Late Ming Dynasty + Red Alert + Funny + System + Cool Article + No Female Protagonist] In addition, this one has learned lessons from the previous one. The whole process is non-stop, funny, refreshing, decisive and brainless. I, Zhu Xiaoqi, traveled through time and became Zhu Youjian, the last CEO of Ming Dynasty, who was going through the resignation procedures (hanging himself) in Meishan. Suddenly, there was a "ding" in my head: "The red alert system has been bound!" I tore off the white silk with my backhand. Looking at the base vehicles and mobilization troops in front of me, I just wanted to ask: Li Zicheng, can your peasant rebel army withstand my light prism tower?