Mr. Song, Want a Daughter? The Kind Who Goes Crazy

[Transmigrate into a book + comedy + raising kids + everyone’s darling + everyday life + 1v1 romance + absurd humor + foil character]

Song Shiyuan transmigrates into a book about a beloved little girl and becomes the female lead’s five-year-old villainess of a next-door neighbor, a gloomy little creep. She was stolen by human traffickers as a newborn and only brought home at eighteen, where the female lead outshines her in every way.

Out of jealousy that everyone loves the female lead, she constantly targets her and makes one mistake after another. In the end, the female lead’s family and admirers take revenge on her, and she dies miserably in the street.

Song Shiyuan: Life is as simple as drinking soup, but I’m a fork.

With a life this rotten, I might as well give it my all. In eighteen years, I’ll be a hero all over again.

So when her cold, heartless father grabs her by the scruff of the neck, she gives him a wicked smile. “Mister, you’re playing with fire.”

When her mentally unstable eldest brother pinches her, she turns and smiles. “Your big brother’s scent gets here before his slap does~”

When her beautiful, villainous second brother tears up her doll, she climbs into his bed. “Jealous of my doll? I’ll satisfy you.”

When her third brother, who may have an antisocial personality disorder, slams the door and yells at her, she leans against it and chuckles. “You’re going to such lengths just to get my attention.”

Her gloomy younger brother lurks in the shadows, watching her. She suddenly turns and waves at him. “Don’t fall for me. It won’t end well.”

She thought making everyone sick of her would earn her a ticket to a better next life. So why are the people in the house fighting over who gets to take her to school?

Song Dad: “All of you, get out. I’ll take her!”

Thanks to Song Shiyuan’s efforts, the delicate, pliant female lead becomes a boxing coach, while the male lead swears off women and sets his sights on becoming a monk.

Song Shiyuan: Great. We all have a bright future ahead of us.