[Spoiling Black Myth: The Stone Monkey Weeps, and I’m Done with This Journey to the West!]
After transmigrating into a mythological world, Zhou Jin binds himself to a storytelling System and starts out with a teahouse and pear garden.
To earn popularity points, he decisively begins telling the story of Black Myth: Wukong!
“The Great Sage you imagine, mighty and awe-inspiring? Wrong! He was nothing but a dog kept by the gods and Buddhas!”
“The pilgrimage to the West? It was a grand feast where the gods and Buddhas divided the spoils!”
“What they refined in the furnace wasn’t a body of bronze and iron. It was torture: skin peeled, sinews torn out! The gods and Buddhas eat people and never spit out the bones!”
Below the stage, a monkey with a furry face and a thunder god’s mouth trembled as he listened, his eyes bloodshot.
He was none other than the Stone Monkey, newly born and full of hope as he prepared to seek immortals and learn the Way!
When he learned that he would one day be crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain, fitted with a tightening headband, and made to live like a dog, the Stone Monkey turned completely dark!
“To hell with the Victorious Fighting Buddha! I’m not going on this pilgrimage!”
“Mr. Zhou is right. My fate is mine to control, not Heaven’s! Today, I’ll shatter the Sky Palace and slaughter every last god and Buddha!”
As Zhou Jin continued to spoil the story, the plot of Journey to the West fell completely apart.
The Grand Supreme Elderly Lord: Who leaked the secrets of Heaven? How did the monkey smash my Eight Trigrams Furnace first?
The Buddha Tathagata: Why isn’t this unruly monkey following the script? Who on earth is this storyteller?
Seated on the high platform with a folding fan in hand, Zhou Jin conjured a million heavenly soldiers and watched the Three Realms’ turmoil with a smile. “Since you’re here, none of you are leaving. Come with me and witness the true Great Sage Equal to Heaven!”
This novel brings together Black Myth, spoilers, invincibility, and fiery action. With its breakneck pace, it will take you through a different, dark Journey to the West!
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