I used to be top-notch, but now I am in debt. In a survival variety show, others risk their lives while I lie flat.
They laughed at me for being Buddhist, and I laughed at them for being too impatient.
After all, only when the tide goes out do you know who is swimming naked, and I was not only wearing underpants, but also swimming on my back.
Xiaoxianrou from the same period: "Shi Yang is a waste, just waiting to be eliminated!"
Turning around, I used his discarded materials to make an automatic fishing trap.
Marketing account: "Shocked! The former top class fell into the wilderness, became insane, and started talking to himself!"
That was when I was complaining to the system: "This salted fish mission is too simple. Can the reward be more?"
They thought I was here to survive, but actually I was here to experience retirement life in advance.
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