[No System, No Rebirth + Instant Love-Triangle Chaos + Lighthearted Comedy + Campus Life]
A lapdog's devotion to you isn't necessarily true love. They might be billing by the second.
They say a man who devotes himself to one woman is pathetic, while one who casts a wide net is a playboy. But when every ounce of devotion comes with a clearly marked price, that's not being a lapdog. That's being a professional lapdog.
Jiang Yun knows the trade inside out. On Monday, he fawns over an arrogant campus beauty; on Tuesday, he keeps a cool, intellectual professor company; on Wednesday, he becomes the exclusive lapdog of a gentle campus belle; on Thursday, he stands in for an aloof senior; and on Friday, he placates a bewitching, lovesick movie star.
He can't help it. Life is tough, so he's selling his devotion cheap.
He thought he could juggle them all perfectly, until his own mother tricked him into a blind date.
Shen Weixi, dressed in a swaying red dress, lifts his chin and smiles. “It's been ten years, little brother. Time to pay your debt.”
Jiang Yun thinks the debt is that childhood joke: “When I grow up, I'll marry you.”
Only later does he discover that what she wants is all of him.
Even worse, after the blind date, every client drops her act!
Wait, why have you all turned into hopeless romantics?
Love-rival showdowns and desperate attempts to win him back keep erupting one after another!
The cool professor corners him in her office. The arrogant junior regrets everything and makes a public spectacle of chasing him. The aloof heiress pays a fortune for a night with him, and even the gentle campus belle turns into a lovesick young lady.
Every day, Jiang Yun wonders whose devoted pursuit he should run from, or whose fortune he should accept.
Shen Weixi simply wraps her arms around his neck and smiles. “What's there to worry about? If they raise their offers, your big sister will double them.”
“After all, you owe me your whole life.”
Eventually, Jiang Yun gets it:
This is how a professional lapdog should live.
When he looks back on the past, he shouldn't regret charging too little, nor feel ashamed of falling in love.
His only regret is this: why didn't he add another zero to that price list?
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