[Funny + Imagination + Live Broadcast + Underworld + Historical Decryption + Unlimited Resurrection]
In order to keep his iron job, Sumu, a social animal from the underworld, was forced to go to the historical node of collapse to "compete for performance".
Others go to the restricted area to escape death, but he goes to the restricted area to go home and buy goods!
Encountered a certain death situation? Don't panic!
Bite! Watch the 30-second underworld commercial and be instantly resurrected with full health!
As a result, the painting style was completely distorted:
In the Qin Dynasty, he swallowed a pound of poison in front of his face, came back from the dead, frightened Qin Shi Huang, and was revered as the "Master of the Immortal Emperor"!
In Kunlun, he shoveled the giant snake that he fed to the Queen Mother of the West. After resurrecting, he tamed it into a pet and named it "Xiaobai"!
Thousands of years later, the national archaeological team excavated the restricted area and broadcast it live on the entire Internet.
Looking at the unearthed cultural relics, the old expert trembled: "Who is the 'Sumu' on this inscription? Why does it run through the five thousand years of Chinese history?!"
In the live broadcast room, Su Mu, who was fishing, silently said: "Well... Stop digging, that's the garbage I buried back then."
The whole network exploded: "Anchor, it turns out that the statue of the god who is worshiped by thousands of people... Is you?!"
