I Just Became the Senior Disciple, and My Master Wants Me as Her Dao Partner

[Wild Misinterpretations]+ [Trope Subversion]+ [Comedy]

Su Che transmigrated eighteen years ago. He was supposed to be the eldest senior brother of the righteous sect, but a bunch of System-cheating transmigrators stole his fortune.

When the Heavenly Dao came to him for help, Su Che turned around and extorted the ability to see fortune, then set out to reap the parasites!

He only wanted to be a quiet cleaner, but the whole sect was full of people who wildly misinterpreted everything!

Especially his Nascent Soul master, Luo Qianshuang. She seemed dignified on the surface, but was secretly a hopeless romantic who only wanted him to become her Dao companion!

“Dear disciple, I’ll give you the Sect Master’s position. Won’t you just accept me as your master’s partner?”

One day, while idly sipping ten-thousand-year-old ice marrow to keep his skin youthful, his devoted admirer Yue Xi burst into tears: “Senior Brother! Stop burning away your lifespan for the sect. It breaks my heart!”

He casually tossed his junior brother a wrestling manual. Lin Fan was moved to tears: “Eldest Senior Brother has passed on to me the supreme path of grappling men! I’m going to the pigsty to attain enlightenment!”

Most outrageous of all, when he captured a fellow transmigrator and an elder forcibly searched the man’s soul, they saw memories of towering buildings, rivers of steel, and people making offerings to glowing screens...

The mighty cultivators of the cultivation world were so terrified they nearly wet themselves on the spot. “Th-this is a terrifying demonic realm of steel! This fiend came from such a forbidden land?!”

Su Che spread his hands helplessly. “Please stop making things up about me! And Master, please behave yourself!”