Li Yunfan thought his phone had gone haywire.
As his consciousness slowly faded, his childhood sweetheart, Gu Yanjun, held him in her arms, her face filled with despair.
When Li Yunfan opened his eyes again, he was standing at the scene of the Acacia Sect’s disciple recruitment. Strange voices kept appearing in his mind.
[Host, do your best!]
[Host, work hard to complete the main quest!]
His first meeting with the Acacia Sect’s leader ended in an awkward misunderstanding.
He’d only wanted to scam a little money.
The Acacia Sect Leader asked, “Does it have to be here?”
Li Yunfan replied, “What’s wrong with here? Hurry up, I’m in a rush!”
She sent her younger sister and senior apprentice sister out of the main hall. Blushing, she stood before him wearing nothing but a bellyband and a pair of silk shorts.
What kind of person did she take him for?!
When he returned to Earth again with the gold the sect leader had given him, he ran down the road, laughing and crying.
Junjun! We’re rich now, Uncle and Auntie too!
Li Yunfan traded with the System for pills to heal Auntie’s injuries. Don’t ask where the medicine came from. Of course it was a gift from an old lady he helped across the street!
The gold too!
Li Yunfan also traded with the System for an exceptional Water Spirit Root for Junjun, so she could cultivate just like him.
Of course, that was a gift from the old lady too!
And all three of them believed him. They even urged Gu Yanjun and him to get down to business, hold their wedding, and register their marriage afterward. What could Li Yunfan do?