[Book Transmigration]+ [Villain]+ [System]+ [Wild misinterpretations]+ [Wild imagination]+ [Comedy]+ [Everyone goes off the rails]
Su Mo undergoes Book Transmigration and becomes the Holy Son of the Heavenly Demon Cult, destined to die in a single chapter.
Before him, the originally aloof and breathtakingly beautiful empress has been struck by a love poison, while Lin Xiao, the Child of Destiny, is about to rush over with a tender expression and “cure” her at close range.
Su Mo doesn’t panic in the slightest.
[Ding! The God-Tier Script Editor has been activated!]
[Change “love poison” to “rabies”!]
And so, the instant Lin Xiao throws himself at her, the empress goes berserk and chases him over ten mountains, biting him all the way. Lin Xiao is left disfigured on the spot!
From then on, the fantasy world’s whole vibe goes completely off the rails.
Lin Xiao shouts, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!”
Su Mo: “Change ‘east of the river’ to ‘prison sentence.’ Go shout it in jail.”
A senior sister from the immortal sect gazes at him with deep affection.
Su Mo: “Change ‘gazes with deep affection’ to ‘looks at an idiot.’ Senior Sister, there’s something off about that look!”
The empress wants to confess her feelings?
Su Mo: “Let’s become sworn siblings! We may not have been born on the same day, month, or year, but let’s die on the same day, month, and year!”
The great powers all say, “Holy Son Su has gone to great lengths. He’s turned the empress into a brother, surely to serve the greater good of humanity and help her cut off her romantic attachments! A sage, truly a sage!”
Lin Xiao, Tang Sanpao, and Long Aotian all lose it: “He’s a shameless scoundrel! And you call him a sage?!”
