The Leader’s Mark of the Replicants

Scorch: “I want to be the first lieutenant.”

Viewscreen: “Me too.”

Scorch: “I want to be second-in-command.”

Starscream: “Me too.”

Scorch: “I don't want to be a doctor.”

Knock Out: “Of course! You can quit whenever you want! You can have all these patients!”

Scorch: “I hate you all!”

All in all, this is an unusual “funny, humorous, witty story,” with absolutely no intention of making anyone sad. (A few characters from other Transformers series make appearances.)