The Most Miserable Heavenly Master in History: From the Start, So Hungry He Has to Set Up a Street Stall!
Zhang Bu’er, the 66th-generation heir to the Heavenly Master lineage of Mount Longhu, wakes up to find himself a poor Taoist priest in a dilapidated temple, nearly starved to death.
He plans to make a living by telling fortunes, only to discover that nobody in this world believes in Taoism. They believe only in foreign monks and bald… ahem, eminent monks.
Then heat flares at the center of his brow, and a mysterious voice echoes through his mind:
“Heaven has lost contact, the underworld is backed up, a thousand ghosts roam by night, and outer gods are stealing the Dao.”
“Your mission: restore the Taoist tradition, gather incense offerings, and set up a navigation system to guide Heaven back home.”
Zhang Bu’er looks at his empty incense box, then at the wealthy heiress before him, possessed by an evil spirit and weeping for help. He falls into deep thought:
“So, should I catch ghosts and earn money for food first, or go find the missing Heaven?”
And so, the martial world gains a strikingly handsome young Taoist priest.
While others chant scriptures and sprinkle holy water to drive out evil, he unleashes the Five Thunders Orthodox Method, blasting evil spirits until their souls are scattered.
When outer gods descend, Zhang Bu’er lights an incense stick to summon the gods, calling forth the True Lord Erlang Who Manifests as a Sage, the Great Deity of the Three Altars and the Sea, and the Golden Dragon, As You Will, Orthodox One, True Lord of the Dragon-Tiger Black Altar!
“You mere wild gods dare make trouble in my land of Huaxia?”
The people are thrilled: “So Huaxia has true gods too!”
Rich women, actresses, and heiresses pursue him, but he couldn’t care less: “Dating would slow down my ghost-catching. We still haven’t found Heaven, so let’s stay focused!”
**Reading Guide**
1. Modern cultivation, livestreaming, and feel-good power fantasy. The Taoist arts are orthodox, but the protagonist is anything but serious.
2. High-octane battles. Ghosts and gods alike get cut down, and no one gets away with acting tough.
3. The mystery of Heaven’s disappearance and the revival of the Taoist tradition in the modern age. The main story mixes absurd comedy with fiery passion.
4. Love interest? Hold on, this Daoist has a busy schedule. Romance can get in line.
The beginning is okay, I just hope that all the foreign gods in the back are not villains. After watching too much, I feel a little poisoned. There should also be foreign righteous gods abroad, such as Michael and so on. Foreign gods also have lover kings. It would be best if the author could write about the feeling of a hundred flowers blooming, a Buddha has a wise king, and a church has a leader? (I don't know much about it) I hope that the temples and churches in this article can be divided into orthodox and fake ones. I personally prefer Spark and Shimmer. If I can write something like this well, it will definitely get a score of 9 or above. Just consider it a small expectation of mine for this book. Well, that's it
Come on, come on, come on
It looks good, update it quickly, preach from small places to the whole country, even countries, and finally the whole world
Very good, it completely matches the Taoist persona in my mind
Okay, it looks good. Just watch it.