Dad, Stop Pretending, You Built the United Nations?

[Urban imagination + Dihua flow + invisible richest man + funny + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + everyone's brainstorming] After three years of moving bricks, the richest man knelt down to my father. I thought it was an act, but it turned out that the dog bowl at home was a national treasure? [Father and son acting together + Ultimate Dihua + Hilarious writing + imaginative thinking] Lu Chen always thought that he was a poor second generation. My father is a rag collector who is not only stingy but also loves to brag. In order to collect tuition fees, Lu Chen went to the construction site to move bricks under the scorching sun. Until one day, hundreds of Rolls-Royces surrounded the construction site. The world's richest man knelt down in front of his father who was eating steamed buns, and shouted tremblingly: "Welcome the dragon head to return to his throne!" The father slapped him with his backhand: "Get out! I am a rag collector. I got the wrong person!" The chieftain burst into tears and was ecstatic: "The dragon head hit me! He is hinting that I should keep a low profile!" Lu Chen believed his father's evil deeds and thought this was just a porcelain scene. However, the style of painting gradually started to look wrong... The "supermarket shopping card" given casually by his father devastated the banking system and bought the entire Wall Street; The bald-tailed native dog who looked after the house smashed the titanium alloy sword of the international killer with one paw; The aunt who was spreading pancakes downstairs was actually using the legendary "soul-breaking shovel" to make breakfast for him; Even the chipped and broken bowl that my father used to feed the dogs was called a "national artifact" by a treasure appraisal expert who knelt down and cried bitterly! Finally, when Lu Chen accidentally inserted the "iron bar" given by his father into the moon, he collapsed. "Dad, stop pretending! Did you also build the United Nations?" The father blew out a smoke ring and said calmly: "That's just an illegal temporary work shed. Our family's real industry is in the center of the galaxy."