Starting Work at the Public Security Bureau: The System Insists I'm a Demon Slayer

[Glitchy System + Feel-Good Story + Positive Energy + Snark + Dehua-Style Misunderstandings + Parallel World + Rating Just Opened, More Reviews to Come + Hilarious Power Fantasy + Easygoing Absurdity + Physics No Longer Exists]

All about absurd humor and easy reading~

Help! My System has a severe case of chuunibyou, and insists on taking me on the path to immortality!

I’m Lin Mo, an utterly ordinary recent graduate. All I want is to pass the police exam and get a job with benefits.

But on the day of my interview, a demon-slaying System appeared in my head, forcing me down the path of “confidently talking nonsense with a straight face.”

Catching criminals?

No, the System says that’s called [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil, Building Up Merit].

The interrogation room? That’s the [Quiet Meditation and Seeking the Dao Chamber]. I have to win them over with sincerity.

The police equipment locker? That’s the [Sect’s Divine Weapon Vault]. Even an ordinary folding stool is the [Seven-Kill Folding Stool]!

When I face robbers, I knock them out with a single Divine Elephant Stomp. When the captain asks what that was, I reply without batting an eye, “Reporting in: a variation on the sixteenth military boxing routine!”

I pull out the [Truth-Telling Handcuffs], and the suspect cries as he confesses even the color of his underwear. I calmly tell the psychological expert, “It’s an ancestral therapy, commonly known as soul-calling.”

The higher-ups look at me more and more strangely. Their opinion has gone from “That kid’s crazy” to “Could he be a hidden master?”

All I can say is: I’m not, I haven’t, don’t make things up! I’m just an office drone who wants to get off work on time!

I just wonder, when I get promoted to Chief Superintendent and my rank corresponds to a [Great Golden Immortal], will the System have me shatter the void and go fight aliens?