Zhou Chen is a well-known "unlucky guy" from all over the country. He drinks water stuck in his teeth and can fall flat when walking.
After traveling through time, he wanted to accept his fate, but a voice suddenly sounded in his head.
Bite! Thirty meters ahead, voles are carrying stored corn, which can be cut off.
[Ding! In the tree hole in the southwest, there is a nest of bees leaving the nest, leaving behind a lot of honey. Go quickly!
[Ding! Danger warning! The village bully, Mazi, is bringing people to look for trouble. You can avoid it by hiding in the woodshed to the west.
Zhou Chen was dumbfounded. This was not a notification sound. It was clearly God playing a cheat for him!
From that day on, "unlucky guy" Zhou Chen became the "lucky star" of the whole village.
Short of food? Zhou Chen went up the mountain and dragged back a silly roe deer.
Short of money? Zhou Chen went to the river to wash his hands and touched a valuable gold nugget.
All the girls in the village wanted to marry him, and the brigade cadres asked him to guide their work every day.
Village bully: "What the hell! We blocked him ten times, but he escaped early every time?!"
The jealous neighbor said: "He must be the illegitimate son of the mountain god! Otherwise, how could he have such a good life!"
Zhou Chen clasped his hands, looking at the grain piled almost to the roof in his granary, grinning as he listened to the "ding ding ding" sound in his head.
"Sorry, in these difficult times, there are cheats, and you can really do whatever you want!"
The male protagonist is a dog licker [vomit]