The Good-for-Nothing Young Pavilion Master Just Wants to Lay Low, but They Keep Forcing Me to Become a Big Shot

Lin Gou, the good-for-nothing young master of Qingfeng Sect's Pavilion, has only ever wanted to lie flat, slack off, and munch on carrots. But after waking from a nap, he finds himself hailed as the sect's “hope, asleep for three hundred years,” while the Demon Cult blocks the gate and demands his slacker's handbook, The True Manual of the Gou Dao. With no way out, he bluffs powerful foes with his gift of gab, accidentally binds himself to a Gou Dao System, and summons skeleton soldiers to build a “Gou Dao Army.” A Wudang priest begs him for a health regimen, an Emei heroine challenges him to a lying-flat showdown, and one big shot after another lines up at his door. Lin Gou can only protest: “I just want to stay alive, but the whole martial world insists on making me a big shot!”