My whole life has been like walking on thin ice, except I got there by jumping off buildings.
Other people cultivate by meditating. I do it by elbow-dropping the ground.
Jump from the tenth floor, and I level up;
jump from the twentieth floor, and I come back at full health;
jump from a hundred-meter tower... and I make money.
My crew is called the Elbow Droppers. Our main business: driving down prices by jumping off buildings.
My girlfriend is Su Xinxin. Her side gig: counting money in the crowd.
Then one day, I climbed to the highest peak in the wilderness.
Countless mutated beasts shouted from below: "Stop him! Don't let him enjoy the jump!"
I glanced back at my System panel:
[Current height: 10,000 meters]
[Estimated cultivation increase: 200%]
[Warning: This jump may elbow-drop the Beast King's face.]
I grinned.
"Mamba mentality, never give up!"
"Elbow-drop the ground, mission accomplished!"
Not bad. The author's style is still the same - out of the ordinary 😏 The content is not bad, the style and angle are unique, I found a small amount of plot in a large number of memes 🧐
Rating: Complex ingredients (high) 🙂