I traveled through time and became a scholar rushing to take the exam. I boarded an official ship overnight.
But it was discovered that this was a "headless ghost ship", and the examination room only preyed on candidates - those who wrote eight-legged essays were drowned in ink, and those who memorized "Yongle Dadian" were wormed into their brains.
While other scholars were answering questions tremblingly, I took out my family kitchen knife.
The examiner asked me to talk about how to control water, so I stewed a pot of "Jianghe Anlan Soup".
Ink oozes from the walls and whispers: "What is this?"
I stirred the spoon: "This is the smoke of human beings, designed to cure your kind of intellectual pollution."
Later——
The villagers of Paperman Village begged me: "Give me something to stutter, we won't eat memories anymore!"
Wenmai Longxue begged me: "Stop making tea, otherwise we will turn into mineral water!"
In the spring of the capital, the civil servants of the Manchu Dynasty transformed into something indescribable.
I set up nine large pots and asked with a smile:
"My lords, steam it, braise it, or make it into a Buddha jumping over the wall?"
[Food + Weirdness + Imperial Examination + Hundred Labor Streams] [High energy at the beginning] [No system·Skills to break the mystery]
