He Lives in Penglai and Is a God!

This book is also called: "I live in Penglai, Heaven is my brother" "Honghuang: I, the sentient being, eat melons online" "Records of the Retirement Life of Immortals" "I am the trumpet cut by heaven in the human world. The big trumpet covers me in the sky. If anyone touches me, the big trumpet will destroy the world." Someone who lives on Penglai Island is a mortal with little magic power (in his own opinion). But the yellow plums planted in his yard, the ancestral dragon raised in the pond, the ax used to cut firewood were Pangu flags, and even the guard dog was the unicorn ancestor. No matter whether it is the First Tribulation of the Long Han Dynasty or the Battle of the Gods outside, Penglai Island will always be peaceful. Master Tongtian came here to have a meal, Empress Nuwa came here to rub hemp, and Taoist Hongjun came here to take refuge. One day, the Two Saints of the West tried to break into Penglai. Someone said: "Oh, I'm so annoyed." The next second, the purple sky thunder washed the ground, and the will of heaven came: "Whoever makes him unhappy, I will let the world reopen." Tian Mou spread his hands: "Don't be nervous, this is just my ruthless boss trying to protect his shortcomings." ——This is a daily novel about gods visiting each other, farming fields and flowers, and watching various famous scenes of great catastrophes.