I, Yao Guang, the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, the goddaughter of the God of Wealth, and the childhood sweetheart of the God of War, came down to earth with a storage bag full of artifacts and treasures because I couldn't stand the "996-style urging for marriage" in heaven.
I opened a "Salted Fish Restaurant" in the shabbiest alley in the capital. The signature dish is steamed buns soaked in boiling water - mainly because I learned my cooking skills from the Stove Lord. He himself would carry the stove and run around all night after eating it.
On the first day of opening, they took in a down-and-out uncle who fainted from hunger at the door as a waiter, and a tough elder sister who claimed to have "escaped from being forced into marriage by her family" as a cook.
The days were quiet, until one day, officers and soldiers surrounded my shop, pointing to the freshly painted "Demon Reward Order" on the wall - a painting that looked like me, and the reward amount was enough to buy ten heavens.
I haven't spoken yet.
My poor waiter who was cleaning the table stopped in front of me with lightning speed, and with one move, he disabled the wrist of the soldier who was at the front.
The old man begging for food at the entrance of the alley threw the broken bowl, and dozens of black shadows fell from the sky: "Leader's order! Protect the landlady!"
And across the street, Xi Shi, a tofu seller who kept ogling me, silently pulled out a one-meter-long broadsword from under the tofu stall.
Me: "...?"
Wait a minute, there seems to be a line of small words on the back of the reward order——
"Remarks: This demon loves to cook. It is so unpalatable that it can destroy the Three Realms. If you encounter it, please do not try its food and report it directly."
