The Empress Wants Me Dead? Too Bad I've Already Simulated My Way to Godhood

Name: The Empress Wants Me Dead? Too Bad I've Already Simulated My Way to Godhood
Author: Qiao Feng Plays Guitar

女帝要杀我？可惜我已经模拟成神

by Qiao Feng Plays Guitar (弹吉他的乔峰)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 187k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Feel-good power fantasy + multiple heroines + steady progression]

I'm just a laid-back transmigrator who wants to put an end to the 996 work schedule, yet I end up finding the empress of the age, unconscious and poisoned, in my own field.

I gave up my identity as Chu Nan to save her.

And the first thing she does when she wakes up is try to kill me to keep me quiet?

Fine. Very well!

This mundane life of lying flat isn't worth living anyway!

At that moment, my long-awaited golden finger roars to life. From then on, I cultivate not to become an immortal, but to live by my own rules and repay every kindness and grudge!

If the Heavenly Dao is unjust, I'll cut down the heavens. If the empress is heartless, then I'll... find someone else to sit on that throne and rule in her place!

As for all the beauties in the world, they are the most exquisite trophies along my path.

Saintesses, enchantresses, sword immortals... those beings who once seemed beyond my reach will all come to my palace, one by one!

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