Tang Zeng traveled to the West and became Tang Monk.
But there is no Dharma in his eyes, only recipes.
It doesn't matter whether you take this sutra or not. What's important is—what will you eat tonight?
Save Wukong? Afterward, I was given a piece of monkey brain.
Accept Bajie? The fat thickness is just right, suitable for Dongpo elbow.
Hong Hai'er became the exclusive fireman, used Jinyinjiao's magic weapon to pickle sauerkraut, and served the three demons of Shituoling directly in one pot!
The Tathagata trembled: "Holy monk, I give you the sutra, can you put down that kitchen knife?"
All the way westward, all the demons trembled.
"Don't let him see you, otherwise you will be a dish tonight!
