I transmigrate to the Ming Dynasty as Zhu Yuntong, a grandson of the emperor, and bind myself to a laid-back cultivation System. My plan is to anger Zhu Yuanzhang at the funeral, get demoted to commoner, then escape to the mountains and cultivate immortality. But who would have thought Zhu Yuanzhang could hear my thoughts!
Zhu Yuntong: "Just demote me already! I want to go cultivate immortality and make my escape!" Zhu Yuanzhang is shocked: "This grandson knows the future of the dynasty? And he wants to ascend to heaven in broad daylight?" And so, the Ming Dynasty takes a completely bizarre turn.
He roasts sweet potatoes in the imperial garden, and Old Zhu takes them for heavenly crops that yield a thousand jin per acre and save the people from famine.
He mows down the Northern Yuan with a Gatling gun, and the officials revere him as the "Six-Barreled Bodhisattva," who delivers all living beings through sheer firepower.
He tries to slip away on a Lu Ban bird, but everyone thinks he's the reincarnation of a true dragon, bringing nations from across the world to pay tribute!
Zhu Yunwen is dumbfounded: "I relied on schemes to fight for the throne, and you rely on magic?" Zhu Yuntong is on the verge of collapse: "I really just wanted to be a lazy fish. How did I end up becoming an emperor for the ages?" Zhu Yuanzhang smiles warmly. "Good grandson, do another trick for Grandpa. I'm begging you to take the throne!"
I don't know how to pluck wool, I feel like a fool
Knowing that Lao Zhu knew what was going on in his heart, it would be meaningless to act anywhere else.