I, Zhang Xiaoyu, traveled through time and became a street official in Xianyang, Qin Dynasty.
>Main achievements: Mediating aunt's quarrels, collecting merchant taxes, and thinking about how to get two more buns from the pavilion chief.
> Until that day, because I had the effect of "five-star praise" on taxes, I was raped and sneaked in front of Qin Shihuang.
> Ying Zheng (facial paralysis): "What do you mean by 'big data governance'?"
> Me (legs weak): "That's right... His Majesty is wise and knows everything!"
> Later, I taught Fu Su how to write rap, helped Hu Hai chase stars, and popularized local love stories for Meng Tian.
> He also led the singing of "Dig, Dig" at the Great Wall construction site, and used hot pot to persuade the Huns to surrender in front of the formation.
