I’m an Nascent Soul Elder Seeking Retirement, but My System Forces Me to Cultivate at the Cost of My Life

I transmigrated as the cultivation world’s number-one good-for-nothing, but the System told me to cultivate by burning through my lifespan. “Burn one year of your life to advance to the first level of Qi Refining!” I promptly shut the System down. What a joke. I’m a mighty Nascent Soul expert, reborn. Why would I need to burn my life? I pulled out the top-grade spirit stones I’d treasured in my previous life and decided to lie flat and enjoy retirement. But then the genius next door started pushing himself to the limit. On the verge of cultivation deviation, he tearfully asked me, “Master, could you teach me how to lounge around like that?”