Designing Dungeons: A Fish Head Direction Puzzle Stumps the World from the Start

Name: Designing Dungeons: A Fish Head Direction Puzzle Stumps the World from the Start
Author: Yan Wu Chou Jue

设计副本，开局鱼头朝向难倒全球

by Yan Wu Chou Jue (言午丑角)

Status: Completed
Length: 545k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 5mo ago
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(The rating just came out, and it’s bound to rise later.) The global dungeon offense and defense war has begun. The Eagle Nation has forcefully destroyed the Dragon Nation’s Mechanical Great Wall, leaving the nation’s fortunes hanging by a thread! At this life-or-death moment, the Dragon Nation’s next dungeon designer is a university student majoring in the humanities. The entire internet falls into despair. But Su Huai, who transmigrated here, doesn’t panic in the slightest. “It’s fine. Let’s give them a taste of the mental torment inflicted by an ancient Eastern nation!” The whole vibe takes a sudden turn! [S-Rank Dungeon: Penglai Banquet] Eagle Nation special forces charge in full of confidence, only to be wiped out to the last man! The cause of death? Seating-Order Judgment: You’re just an assistant, but you dare sit in the guest-of-honor seat? You’re unworthy of your place. Executed on the spot! Fish-Head Turntable: The fish head is pointed at you. You won’t drink three cups? You’re showing disrespect. Executed with a headshot! Toasting Rules: Your glass is one centimeter higher than the leader’s? You show no respect for your elders. Crushed by gravity! [SS-Rank Dungeon: Sunshine Psychiatric Hospital] A high-IQ team from Sakura Nation tries to beat the dungeon with logic, only to be crushed by a higher-dimensional attack. Director Yang smiles faintly. “You think electrotherapy hurts? That means you’re still sick. Turn up the voltage!” “Want to leave? Prove you’re not dreaming, but you’re not allowed to speak.” Three days later, every Sakura Nation elite has turned into an idiot, and the entire city of Osaka has fallen into a hell of obsessive-compulsive disorder! [SS+-Rank Dungeon: Silk Cave, MCN Incubation Base] “The top donor is out of money? Then we’ll take his brain as payment!” When Kangaroo Nation tries to smash its way through the dungeon with money, it discovers that more terrifying than the monsters is the romance scam hidden beneath beauty filters… As one bizarre dungeon after another descends, the global powers finally remember their fear of being ruled by “Chinese social etiquette.” Su Huai stands with his hands in his pockets, looking down at the world. “Don’t rush. We haven’t even released the New Year’s matchmaking pressure or the obnoxious kids demanding red envelopes, and you’re already giving up?”

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Use copy to reveal reality. Worth a look.
22 likes7mo ago
I've never commented before, but I have to say it this time! What a human and sophisticated person [face covering]
18 likes8mo ago
This novel is a novel with great potential that I have seen. I feel that with its accurate interpretation of social phenomena and its very imaginative decryption method, it is expected to break out in the homogeneous theme of national destiny. Of course, I hope there will be opponents who can match or be slightly inferior to the protagonist, and don't lose seconds after just one character is created. It can also strengthen three-dimensional characterization (supporting roles other than the protagonist) and world view construction.
16 likes7mo ago
It's good to see. As a person who has no social experience for the time being, seeing the wine bureau makes me feel very novel and have a feeling of knowledge expansion. But if it feels painful to be a person who has experienced it, it also satirizes some social reality issues.
15 likes5mo ago
This book is so charming that it has attracted countless heroes to bow down! ! !
13 likes7mo ago
I actually thought it was pretty good after watching it here. The plot is actually relatively new so far. Everyone can come to Kangkang! (It's just... It's not good enough [I'm about to cry] Come on! [Blow a kiss])
9 likes7mo ago
Although it is said to be the last fantasy (doge) of us liberal arts students before we die, it is really good-looking, and what the author writes feels like personal experience (doge). Highly recommended! ! !
8 likes7mo ago
It's very good to watch, and I tied it in one day. The subject matter is very novel. I also hope to add some Chinese weird stories, such as school or New Year scenes. I didn't read enough in the first copy. The author must insist on updating. I came here from the recommendation. This book will become popular one day [Adoration][Adoration]
6 likes8mo ago
It's okay, but I didn't expect that there are some traps and pitfalls in the wine game. [Crying] [almost crying] Chinese horror wine party, hahaha [face covering] [face covering] [face covering] Various Chinese horror styles emerge in endlessly, haha [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] It's okay, it's pretty awesome, but it has a strong mechanical smell, it's either data or the power of rules! [Cool][Cool][Cool] The mechanical feel is too strong, and the mechanical flavor is also strong! [Cool][Cool][Cool][Face-covering][Face-covering][Face-covering]
4 likes2mo ago
It's great. If you want to join the wine party, come and check it out.
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