After risking my life to block an arrow for Shen Hu on the battlefield, I became the laughing stock of Kyoto. A man with a yellow face and rough hands that no one wants, actually covets the most prestigious young general in Kyoto. The general's wife was afraid that I would pester her son, so she betrothed me to a concubine who was terminally ill. I seem to have found a big bargain. I pull up the sick seedlings every day to exercise. I finally have a husband. You'd better give me a long life!
